In honor of Lehman Brothers filing for bankruptcy as well as other financial collapses going down, I feel it is my duty to inform you are five lesser known bankruptcies that you could file.
5. Chapter 82 - Exclusive for Mets season ticket holders.
4. Chapter 75 - Exclusive for people who bought an iPhone on the day it came out.
3. Chapter 69 - Not a bankruptcy really. It just makes the treasury department giggle.
2. Chapter Square Root of Negative One - Designed for imaginary characters, such as Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and Jimmy Carter.
1. Chapter 105 - Actually a moral bankruptcy reserved for the 23% who still approve of George W. Bush (Hint to those 23%: I wouldn't have to make this list if he was doing a good job.)
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